The very hungry capitalist

THE VERY HUNGRY CAPITALIST
A fun little children's book by Bad

On the desk
at the polling station
a bulletin for a neoliberal
lay on the table.
(smugly)

One Sunday morning
people voted for an even
more neolib president
than the ones before
and - pop !

Out of the polling
stations came a
very hungry shit
stain of a capitalist.

He started looking for some useful things to defund.
[healthcare - hospitals - schools]
But they had already been defunded to the bones by his predecessors.

Not that it would stop him...
On Monday, he defunded them even more.
[schools, hospitals, healthcare make way to tax cuts for the rich]
He had to find some money to give to his buddies after all.

On Saturday, People got angry and started protesting... how dare they?
That night he had a stomachache!

The next day was Sunday again,
The capitalist had the police beat up and maim protesters and after that he felt much better.

Thanks to corruption and enriching his friends, now he wasn't a small capitalist anymore
He was one big, rich capitalist

Now that his country was worse off than before, he built a cocoon around himself and waited for the next election cycle
In the meantime, he could talk about migrants and ecologists and blame them for everything

And when a leftist president won the next elections It was finally time to emerge from his coccoon
He nibbled a hole pushed his way out and...

He now looked like a dude in a hot dog costume! Easily convincing people to vote for him again...

[the capitalist, talking]
Hospitals sure do seem to be shit
We're all trying to find the guy who did this!
It has to be the leftist dude since he's in power now

THE END
(repeat endlessly until society is broken beyond repair)