You never tried REAL pegging

[capitalism]
Every time communism has been tried it has led to famine, death, fascism, vuvuzela, lack of iPhone, etc.

[communism]
That's because we never tried REAL communism it's always been state capitalism cronyism

[communism]
Every time capitalism has been tried it has led to slavery, famine, imperialism, death, fascism, nazi germany, child labor iPhone, etc.

[capitalism]
That's because we never tried REAL capitalism it's always been heavily regulated crony capitalism

[pegging]
Every time pegging has been tried it has led to sexual stimulation and general enjoyment (except for people who are not into it and that's perfectly fine too don't worry we love you too)

[communism]
Fuck yea communism is over let's do pegging

[capitalism]
I renounce capitalism and trade my markets for pegging equipment

WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED