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Innovation

July 25th 2026
[orange, proud]
We built a machine that can answer ANY question

[green, curious]
Cool, how does it work?

[orange points at a conveyor belt on which children are sitting, which leads to a creepy machine]
First, you feed it a few orphans (it's important that they're still alive)

[orange points at the other end of the machine,  which is producing a document]
Then it grinds them up into fuel for the machine and provides you with the answer to your question

[orange, to green]
Oh and it gives you wrong answers sometimes

[green, blasé]
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