[we are shown a trolley problem, except the trolley is headed towards a rail with a lot of people tied on it, while the other rail is clear of people, the person holding the lever is talking while looking neutral]
I could easily reroute this train so that it does not kill anybody but I bet a lot of money on that train hitting people so…
RIP my dudes :)

[one of the tied people is speaking]
say wallahi brother