Neutrality

October 31th 2023
[person bitten by a snake]
Oh no! Gosh! Golly! This snake just bit me!
Its deadly venom is about to inflict massive pain upon me then eventually kill m, but luckily Mr. Smugerton is right here and has some antivenom that could save my life!

[character in tophat]
Ah but you see, I cannot give you this vial of antivenom for I have decided that my foreign affairs policy is NEUTRALITY, and thus giving you the vial would be a break of my policy
ps: I will loot your corpse

SOME TIME LATER

[character in tophat]
I would like to thank the jury of this award ceremony for giving me this medal
I absolutely deserve it for my bravery during various times of conflict, in which I never sided with any oppressor whatsoever, thus making me a good actor
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